Vigilante

Vigilante

They kicked in the door with tempers inflamed

Entered the house of the named and shamed

Dragged the occupant into the street

Handcuffed his hands and tied his feet

Over his head they placed a sack 

Went off in a van with him in the back

To an undisclosed remote location

Where there began an interrogation

As one of their members all the while

Filmed and recorded the kangaroo trial

With mask muffled voices they screamed their hate

And battered him into a bloody state

He begged pleaded and offered bribes too

But showing no mercy was their common view

And when they were done they left him there

Half dead in the middle of night and nowhere

After farewells and mutual praise

The merry gang went their separate ways

And being a conscientious man

Their driver with alcohol cleaned his van

Into his house he stealthily crept

And as his wife and children slept

He left his mask and suit in the hall

Previewed the film and uploaded it all

On a fake account with traces removed

Ensuring involvement could never be proved 

He posted the footage there to be found

Like a virus to share and spread around

Curled up in bed with his sleeping wife

At ease and totally content with life

He felt the caper a job fairly done

And the film of a standard second to none

LEFTIST REMAINER WOKESTER  HUNTERS

Was sure to be seen by hordes of punters

And knowing for sure it would soon be banned

He entered sleep with another one planned