Miracle Cure

Miracle cure

Outside the house,

As Trump announced,

To a journalist in a meeting,

That disinfectant and UV light,

Would give Corona a beating,

His legion fans,

Gave praise to their

Republican messiah,

And disbelieving Democrats,

Said now he should retire.

We knew from the start,

Deep down in our hearts,

That Trump and sanity

Are worlds apart,

And the Donald said,

Never mind, Detox it will be

And UV.

The theme of the sermon

Was come unto to me;

I’ve heard to my delight,

That COVID can be beaten,

By a very powerful light,

I’ve been advised

That ultraviolet

Is the way to healing,

And injecting disinfectant

Inside is almost a cleaning.

We knew from the start,

Deep down in our hearts,

That Trump and sanity

Are worlds apart,

And the Donald said,

Never mind, Detox it will be

And UV.

Before the watching

Eyes of many,

He spoke a load of shite:

He said that there

Would be a test,

“Sounds Interesting right?”

And billions around the world,

Thought he’d lost his mind,

It seemed like he believed,

He was the saviour of mankind.

Is Donald crazy?

I heard somebody say,

That lockdown will be over,

If his voters

Get their way.

Disinfectant

Manufacturers,

Were eager to explain,

That Lysol isn’t meant to be

Injected in the vain,

And the next day,

Trump attended an

Oval office bill signing,

Sneering at reporters there

And vehemently denying.

We knew from the start,

Deep down in our hearts,

That Trump and sanity

Are worlds apart,

And the Donald said,

Never mind, Detox it will be

And UV.

We’re in a time

When truth and lies

Are endlessly elastic,

And he insisted in the meeting,

He was being “Sarcastic”,

With reporters

Just “Like you”,

When he raised the question,

Of household disinfectant

Being taken by injection.

Is Donald crazy?

Has he gone insane?

In any case,

He’s on the stage

And telling lies again.

Four more years

Of total bullshit

From the one who maunders

Biden is a rival

When you could have

Bernie Saunders.

Donald lives to lie another day

With disciples, running wild,

Canvassing and cheering

For that maniac man-child.

We knew from the start,

Deep down in our hearts,

That Trump and sanity

Are worlds apart,

And the Donald said,

Never mind Detox it will be

And UV.