Friday 31 January 2020

NINBY


NINBY

House the homeless,
Feed the poor,
Open up
A foodbank store,
Shelters
For the hard core,
The injured
And the scarred.
Kids to dealers
Fallen prey,
Sons and daughters
Led astray,
Give them all
A place to stay,
But not in Nigel’s yard.

Not in Nigel’s back yard,
He don’t want your mess,
Find another dosshouse,
This is his address.
Take that
Sleeping bag away,
You’re permanently barred,
You can kip
Outside all day,
But not in Nigel’s yard.

Flee the war,
Sail the seas,
Cross the barbed wire
Boundaries,
With a million
Families,
Tortured, drained
And starved.
Leave the spies,
The secret police,
The night terrors
That never cease,
There’s asylum,
Love and peace,
But not in Nigel’s yard.

Not in Nigel’s back yard,
He’s told you loud and clear,
This plot of land’s
A private band,
You’re not welcome here.
There’s sympathy
But there’s no tea,
Sorry if that’s hard,
You can be a refugee,
But not in Nigel’s yard.

Cultivate
A nature trail,
Help the birds
And bees prevail,
Breathe the air
No longer stale
With fossil
Fuels marred.
Harness power
From wind and sun,
Get the carbon
Down to none,
There’s a clean up
To be done,
But not in Nigel’s yard.

Not in Nigel’s back yard,

Run along and play,

Greta doesn’t speak for him,

He needs a holiday.

School kids slating

Cars and planes,

Get shown his red card

Go on strike,

Hold up the trains,

But not in Nigel’s yard.


Not in Nigel’s back yard,
He’s got things to do,
He don’t want a wind farm
Ruining his view.
Your invasion
Of his space
Is held in low regard,
Make the world
A cleaner place,
But not in Nigel’s yard.



Monday 27 January 2020

Snowflake

Snowflake
I reached a stage
Of online rage
With a troll on
The Guardian’s homepage
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
He followed me
Became a pest
Sent me a friends’
Request in jest
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
He shot the breeze
Aimed to tease
With laughing emojis
If you please
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
I asked him what his
Problem was
He said he did it
Just because
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
I typed FUCK YOU
The screen went blank
The laptop died
My heart sank
And he typed I’M A FAKE
A SOY BOY SNAKE
A WOKE ARSE ACHE
AND A SNOWFLAKE
He hacked my emails
My account
Blackmailed me
For a large amount
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
He lifted
My identity
Now all my followers
Think it’s me
Saying
I’M A FAKE
A SOY BOY SNAKE
A WOKE ARSE ACHE
AND A SNOWFLAKE
And if you’re reading this
The moral is
Beware of trolls
Who take the piss
I’M A FAKE
A SOY BOY SNAKE
A WOKE ARSE ACHE
AND A SNOWFLAKE
He called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
And I bit and dangled
On his thread
When I should’ve ignored
And blocked instead

Friday 24 January 2020

Shit and sugar


Shit and sugar

 

August 1971

In jumpers and beachwear

With a spade each

On a windy beach

Near Weston Super Mare

My brother Ian and I

In front of mum’s deckchair

Filled and emptied pails of sand

Made castles here and there

 

What’ve we got to eat mum?

I asked her hungrily

As the wind blew

Rain clouds drew

And spray came off the sea

Shit and sugar she replied

And laughing gleefully

I grabbed a sandy sandwich  

And scoffed it eagerly

 

The last day on the pier

We went on every ride

Paid a call

To the mirrored hall

The helter skelter slide

The ghost train the dodgems

And Ian puked beside

The waltzers after eating

Ice cream and doughnuts fried

 

We walked along the seafront

With bags of soggy chips

As seagulls scrounged

Wasps buzzed around

Overflowing skips

I listened to the waves

Licked sea salt off chapped lips

Felt the evening chill

Watched the lights of distant ships

 

We got back after dark

I dreamed that night in bed

Of a slice of ham

(Or was it spam?)

With thin cut buttered bread

I asked mum for a sandwich

And she in anger said

There’s only shit and sugar

So I ate that instead 

 

Next morning in the chalet

I awoke in sorrow

Two weeks had passed

They went too fast

And long before tomorrow

We’d be back in Chadwell Heath

With school too soon to follow

Leaving Pontins was to me

A bitter pill to swallow

 

We got home the same day

And eventually

That holiday

Was faraway

A distant memory

Of shit sugar buckets spades

Deckchairs by the sea

Rides slides doughnuts chips

Mum dad Ian and me

 

It was a rainy fortnight

Grey windy not much sun

Yet I still laugh

At the photograph

Of us two having fun

And the rain didn’t matter

When all’s said and done

We were happy kids indeed

In August ‘71

 

 

 


Monday 6 January 2020

Writer's block


Writer’s block

Meaningless nothingness
Lip service to uselessness
I can’t take it
Any further now
Like the man grey
In the Overlook’s employ
With nothing to say
All work and no play
Makes Jack a dull boy
But all play and no work
Makes me
A dole boy
Either way
My brain refuses
To employ
A single
Cell
Go to Hell
You fuckers
I admit defeat
I give up
I can’t compete.