Bounty
For coconut and chocolate
Covered mini bars
Are the nation’s favourite
O’er Milky Way and Mars
Galaxy Maltesers
Snickers we accept
Why then choose to tease us
With Bounty bar reject?
Ah but it was all a trick
A stunt for advertisement
Mars had never planned to stick
With Bounty’s bar’s retirement
Bounty is the best by far
Its loss was bound to hurt us
What a clever bunch they are
Those marketing researchers
