Sunday 19 April 2020

Cockwombles

Cockwombles

Underground overground wandering free
Cockwombles of lockdown Great Britain are we
Making good use of the time we’ve got spare
Driving and visiting everywhere

Uncles and aunties grandads and nannies
Brothers and sisters mums and dads
We’ll be popping around
Pick up a pizza and take it round your friends for tea

We congregate in the park and the street
Breathing all over the punters we meet
Underground overground wandering free
Cockwombles of lockdown Great Britain are we

We’re not infecting the people we see
And anyway how can we possibly be
Expected to stay at home in quarantine
We don’t shit about COVID nineteen

We’re so incredibly clever we stealthily 
Out in the country leave everything
Even bottles and tins
Plastic containers old magazines and bags of dog poo
It’s what we do

Underground overground wandering free
Cockwombles of lockdown Great Britain are we
Making good use of the time we’ve got spare
Driving and visiting everywhere




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