Thursday 24 September 2020

Subsidence

 

Subsidence

 

Due to house subsidence

And following compliance

The board of powers-that-be

Condemned an old oak tree

 

Hence all the oak tree’s subjects

Squirrels birds and insects

From nests and hollows poured

As chainsaws buzzed and roared

 

And upon it being felled  

All the occupants expelled

I counted many rings

Autumns winters summers springs

 

And came to the conclusion

We’re under an illusion

If in our complexity

To the insects gods are we

 

Then to gods we’re surely too

Under microscopic view

Being viewed as nothing worth

On our dwelling planet Earth

 

And the gods then for their sake

May be given cause to break

By the ruling of a board

Of superior accord

 

If the lower powers-that-be

Condemn an old oak tree

Higher cause is justified

Should the universe subside

 

Wednesday 16 September 2020

Fodder

 Fodder

 

Looking back, secondary school was cruel;

Many a sensitive soul was battered;

Fight to survive, seemed to be the main rule,

Or at least the only one that mattered,

Once primary innocence was shattered,

Upon being punched and kicked in the head

In the playground, by the bicycle shed.

 

School finished for him on reaching sixteen,

When he, (after learning not much apart

From how to pretend to be brutal, mean,

Not at all cowardly, should a fight start,

And how to suppress the cries of a heart),

Left with an average lower than D,

And started a job in a factory.

 

On the morning train to Liverpool Street,

He stood in the midst of a smoky haze,

With other commuters, bereft of a seat,

Crammed like the cigarette butts in ashtrays,

(You could still smoke on the train in those days),

With a morning rag (The Sun, or some shit)

Unread and tucked underneath his armpit.

 

He rode each day in those carriages brown,

And things stayed the same for nigh on two years,

Till work relocated to another town,

And he, after saying goodbye over beers,

Moved to new pastures, along with his peers:

Colleagues and friends on the factory floor,

Who followed the firm to avoid being poor.

 

They left for a new town, reluctantly,

To follow the carrot that dangled there,

In front of their faces, persuasively;

Offering hope and a future quite fair:

A salaried pension beyond compare,

For which, after years of service they’d be

Thankful to those at the top of the tree.

 

And so after years of service there came

A salaried pension? No not at all;

Job cuts were announced, and our hero’s name

Was under the axe that was bound to fall;

The final package was terribly small,

And the management’s sadly sailed away;

Gone to wherever the billionaires stay.

 

Looking back, secondary school, was grim

A test of his endurance, nothing more;

Was that then the plan for many like him?

The law of the jungle’s hard to ignore;

It’s too easy to be fodder for sure;

Destined for the scrap heap, labelled unskilled,

Unwritten prophesies being fulfilled.  


Friday 11 September 2020

The Magnificent Seven

 

The Magnificent Seven
Led by a man of heroic renown
With visages set in expressions grave,
The black-clad gunslingers rode into town,
Fearless, determined and tirelessly brave.
Silent, they ambled along the high street,
And many a peasant, joyfully cried;
“The seven are here!” as hopeful hearts beat
In anticipation, tension and pride.
The seven samurai came to the green,
And there awaited the terrible foe,
But those they sought were nowhere to be seen,
As mask-wearing marshals entered the show,
And, at a distance of two metre span,
The seven were herded into a van.
After the marshals had driven away,
The bandits' leader appeared and declared;
“You’ll all be paying me double today,
If you want your homes and lives to be spared”.
The hapless peasants then went back inside;
Waited with dread in self-isolation;
The help they’d sought was abruptly denied,
And what was the cause of their frustration?
The “Rule of six”, of which had been spoken
By the prime minister four nights before;
Unfortunately, that rule was broken,
By the magnificent, being one more,
And, in accordance with Boris’s speech,
The seven were fined a hundred pounds each.

Wednesday 9 September 2020

Cashless Society

 

Cashless society 

Internet banking’s not for me

I don’t want to live in a world cash-free

I’m not equipped for banking online

My phone’s not smart

It’s a burner design

Complete with a crack

On its smeary screen

(The druggies and dealers

Know what I mean)

So all you hackers

Out for a sting

You can phish all you like

You won’t catch a thing