The angry gammons
The angry gammons gandered
The gabbling gammon man
He gabbled and they gargled
With gladness and élan
With gratuitous grandiosity
He gave the gathered clan
The grandest and the greatest
Most glamorous golden plan
How greedily they grabbed
Every garishly garnished groat
How eagerly they heard
Every ghastly grumbling note
How gullibly they believed
The ignorant grating goat
They gladly gave him governance
How gleefully they gloat
The angry gammons cheered
As he gusted “Now we can
Guard against the Gauchos
With a Wall gargantuan
Give guns to all good Christians
Grotesque Muslims we will ban
Garrotte the girly snowflakes
Get ghastly with Iran”
The gabbling gammon man
Gazed at the gaping crowd
And faux graciously he gabbed
In a voice grotesque and loud
“All the world’s a golf course
And the gutless will be cowed”
And the gushing gammons gasped
Glazed glorious great and proud
