Fred's tinfoil hat

Fred’s tinfoil hat

Due to low sustenance a lack of kip

Sunlight and fresh air giving him the slip

And possibly a temporary blip

Fred felt a strong urge to shoot from the hip

A need to compellingly spread the word

About conspiracy theories he’d heard

Concerns that had never before occurred

Now presently seemed no longer absurd

For example the Corona disease

Was funded by Gates and elite MPs

Supported by big pharma companies

And produced in a lab by the Chinese 

The Illuminati run the E.U.

The Nazis never had a far right view

Hitler’s still alive somewhere in Peru

In a basement writing Mein Kampf part two

Greta Thunberg’s spreading climate change lies

The royals are green lizards in disguise

The Whitehouse is rife with communist spies

ISIS use weapons the U.S. supplies

Kennedy was killed by the C.I.A

Bin Laden’s running Guantanamo bay

Every single Shakespeare sonnet and play

Was written by Will’s wife Anne Hathaway

Jesus was a Persian hermaphrodite

Ali verses Liston was a rigged fight

There’re trolls in Russia’s forests at night

Hacking Facebook accounts out of pure spite

McCartney died in nineteen sixty six

Morgan Freeman’s really Jimi Hendrix

Marilyn Monroe was killed by a mix

Of the mob’s and Robert Kennedy’s tricks

Big corporations are using fluoride

Government mass poisoning is implied

Elvis’s demise is strongly denied

He signed off his death though he never died

Syrian families crossing the sea

Are only fleeing their economy

Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii

His birth certificate’s a forgery

Mass shootings in America aren’t real

They’re faked by lobbyists after a deal

The second amendment is wrong they feel

And they want it taken out of the bill

The moon landings never happened at all

Bush caused the towers in New York to fall

Antifa’s at Soro’s beck and call

And Earth is not a celestial ball

The list goes on with no sign of exhaust

Conspiracy theories Google sourced

Whimsies from logic and reason divorced

Some even denying the holocaust

Are daily fed by harbourers of dread

To the gullible scared easily led

Or simply sad people eager to spread  

Like Fred with a tin foil hat on his head