Sunday, 23 February 2020

Pritti Patel


Pritti Patel

Pretty pitiless Pritti Patel
Some say (but not I)
You’re rather attractive
To me you’re a demon out of Hell
Who’s economically inactive?
Pitiless Pritti
Please do tell

And whilst you’re at it
Oh Pritti Gal
What kind of deal
Did you make with Israel?
Did Netanyahu
Make your head swell?
Pitiless Pritti
Please do tell

Pitiless Pritti
Can it be explained?
What did you mean in
Britannia Unchained?
Do you want to shrink
The welfare state?
And ruin the course
Of a worker’s fate
Oh Pitiless Pritti
You drive me crazy
When you say
British workers are lazy
Would it bring  joy
If conditions fell?
Pitiless Pritti
Please do tell

Pitiless Pritti
When migrants are finished
Will worker’s rights
Be further diminished?
It’s such a short while
Since you’ve achieved power
Are there eight million
Jobless now?
Do you wish to employ
The sick and needy
In order to feed
The wicked and greedy?
Would you make
Pensioners work as well?
Pitiless Pritti
Please do tell

Pitiless Pritti
You’ve made me distraught
Is poverty not
The government’s fault?
Do you see yourself
As a Thatcherite belle
A member elite
Of the Tory cartel?
To me you’re a demon out of Hell
You’re
Pretty pitiless Pritti Patel

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