Pritti Patel

Pritti Patel

Pretty pitiless Pritti Patel

Some say (but not I)

You’re rather attractive

To me you’re a demon out of Hell

Who’s economically inactive?

Pitiless Pritti

Please do tell

And whilst you’re at it

Oh Pritti Gal

What kind of deal

Did you make with Israel?

Did Netanyahu
Make your head swell?

Pitiless Pritti

Please do tell

Pitiless Pritti

Can it be explained?

What did you mean in

Britannia Unchained?

Do you want to shrink

The welfare state?

And ruin the course

Of a worker’s fate

Oh Pitiless Pritti

You drive me crazy

When you say

British workers are lazy

Would it bring  joy

If conditions fell?

Pitiless Pritti

Please do tell

Pitiless Pritti

When migrants are finished

Will worker’s rights

Be further diminished?

It’s such a short while

Since you’ve achieved power

Are there eight million

Jobless now?

Do you wish to employ

The sick and needy

In order to feed

The wicked and greedy?

Would you make

Pensioners work as well?

Pitiless Pritti

Please do tell

Pitiless Pritti

You’ve made me distraught

Is poverty not

The government’s fault?

Do you see yourself

As a Thatcherite belle

A member elite

Of the Tory cartel?

To me you’re a demon out of Hell

You’re

Pretty pitiless Pritti Patel