Monday, 27 January 2020

Snowflake


Snowflake

I reached a stage
Of online rage
With a troll on
The Guardian’s homepage
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A fruity cake
And a snowflake

He followed me
Became a pest
Sent me a friends’
Request in jest
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A fruity cake
And a snowflake

He shot the breeze
Aimed to tease
With laughing emojis
If you please
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A fruity cake
And a snowflake

I asked him what his
Problem was
He said he did it
Just because
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A fruity cake
And a snowflake

I typed FUCK YOU
The screen went blank
The laptop died
My heart sank
And he typed I’M A FAKE
A SOY BOY SNAKE
A FRUITY CAKE
AND A SNOWFLAKE

He hacked my emails
My account
Blackmailed me
For a large amount
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A fruity cake
And a snowflake

He lifted
My identity 
Now all my followers
Think it’s me
Saying
I’M A FAKE
A SOY BOY SNAKE
A FRUITY CAKE
AND A SNOWFLAKE

And if you’re reading this
The moral is
Beware of trolls
Who take the piss
I’M A FAKE
A SOY BOY SNAKE
A FRUITY CAKE
AND A SNOWFLAKE

He called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A fruity cake
And a snowflake
And I took the bait
That knocked me dead
When I should’ve ignored
And blocked instead

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