Monday 27 January 2020

Snowflake

Snowflake
I reached a stage
Of online rage
With a troll on
The Guardian’s homepage
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
He followed me
Became a pest
Sent me a friends’
Request in jest
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
He shot the breeze
Aimed to tease
With laughing emojis
If you please
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
I asked him what his
Problem was
He said he did it
Just because
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
I typed FUCK YOU
The screen went blank
The laptop died
My heart sank
And he typed I’M A FAKE
A SOY BOY SNAKE
A WOKE ARSE ACHE
AND A SNOWFLAKE
He hacked my emails
My account
Blackmailed me
For a large amount
And he called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
He lifted
My identity
Now all my followers
Think it’s me
Saying
I’M A FAKE
A SOY BOY SNAKE
A WOKE ARSE ACHE
AND A SNOWFLAKE
And if you’re reading this
The moral is
Beware of trolls
Who take the piss
I’M A FAKE
A SOY BOY SNAKE
A WOKE ARSE ACHE
AND A SNOWFLAKE
He called me a fake
A soy boy snake
A woke arse ache
And a snowflake
And I bit and dangled
On his thread
When I should’ve ignored
And blocked instead

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