Tuesday 16 July 2019

Read the small print





Read the small print

Signing now would be a mistake;
Many a mug’s been done before;
Read the small print, for fucks sake.

This trepidation isn’t fake;
It’s a premonition of what’s in store;
Signing now would be a mistake.

Don’t be taken for a piece of cake,
By a glutton with his foot in the door;
Read the small print, for fucks sake.

Deals are not good things to make,
If being hasty makes you poor;
Signing now would be a mistake.

He’ll offer you his hand to shake,
But it’s a bad deal, that’s for sure;
Read the small print, for fucks sake.

Don’t put your name down; it’s opaque,
Take some time out, and then withdraw;
Signing now would be a mistake;
Read the small print, for fucks sake.

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