Mugwump

Mugwump

“Mugwump”! What the fuck is that?

You horrible fucking Tory twat

If I was cheap, I’d call you “Fat”

You horrible fucking Tory twat

Stop acting like a spoilt brat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

Stop grinning like a Cheshire cat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

Your Winston biography is shat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

You patronise and shoulder pat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

But the rich elite is where you’re at

You horrible fucking Tory twat

In Dicken’s times, in a big top hat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

You’d treat the poor like a doormat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

If the ship went down you’d be a rat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

In a “Reserved” life boat you’d be sat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

Sucking up to Royals like a vampire bat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

Like an egotistical pregnant gnat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

I’d love to see Corbyn squash you flat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

In an unbiased B.B.C. T.V. chat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

You act like you’re a diplomat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

But the rest of the world thinks you’re a prat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

A cross between a slug and an acrobat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

They can see right through your tabloid tat

You horrible fucking Tory twat

And the sum of your political tract?

You horrible fucking Tory twat

“Mugwump”! What the fuck is that?

You horrible fucking Tory twat