Beware of the Blob

Beware of the Blob

Beware of the blob

Cried a billionaire nob

With plots in exotic locations

To the downtrodden folk

Tired debt-ridden broke

Who work in the giant corporations

Watch out for the woke

Said a toffee-nosed bloke

With no self-awareness or shame

To the classes beneath

Pulling out their own teeth

For want of a private health claim

Renounce the left wing

Blared the barons whose thing

Is to broadcast the gospel of greed

Belittle the state

Make bigots look great

And brainwash the populace indeed

The lefty woke blob

Hence out of a job

All thanks to the devious doings

Of nobs blokes barons

And corporate dragons

Great Britain’s now mostly in ruins