Saturday 3 June 2023

SortnFinnegan

SortnFinnegan

Mickey came out, and had a stand-up row,
With Chaz, Ronnie and Reggie DeSantis,
As a bull transitioned into a cow,
Beyoncé dissolved a praying mantis
In a pint of Sam Smith’s premium ale,
And Roe, Wade, and Elon Muskrat a tat,
Herded TikTok and Twitter off to jail,
Where an orange billionaire, total twat,
Brought a star spangled spanner to the boil
And smelted it into a free speech crystal,
Marinated in hibble, bible, toil,
Dribble and a washed up old sex pistol,
Wearing a MAGA hat and boiler suit,
Supplied by victims of a high school shoot.
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