Tories Backing Down (by Thick Lizzy)

Tories backing down (by Thick Lizzy)

Rishi Sunak fled today

Penny Mordaunt’s gone away

Liz Truss had much to say

But man all she said was crazy

They were asking is Rees Mogg around

How he was where he could be found

I told them he was lying down

That old pencil sure is lazy

Tories backing down

Tories Backing down

(I said) Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

You know that dick that used to lie a lot

Every day he’d be blustering with all his rot

Man if this was China he would be shot

I mean he was scheming

And each night over at Johnson’s place

An Eton Tory boy was getting off his face

Pincher turned out to be a sex case

Javid wrote a resignation letter

Tories backing down

Tories Backing down

(I said) Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Spread the word around

Penny’s backing down

Just spread the word around

Friday night they all tried to thrill

Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s grill

Truss was scared of Andrew Neil

But if the plebs wanna vote we better let ‘em

Yeah Kwasi's in a corner singing out that same old song

The pound's getting shorter it won’t be long

Won’t be long till Starmer comes

Now Blair the 2nd’s here again

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Tories Backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories backing down

Tories Backing down

Tories backing down spread the word around

Tories backing down

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Tories backing down

Eating cake and drinking vino

Tories backing down again