Luck Of The Draw

 

Luck Of The Draw

 

Rittenhouse killed vigilante-style,

Went to a protest, shot a pair dead,

Made many a proud Republican smile.

 

They led him away, put him on trial,

Right-wingers snarled and bleeding hearts bled;

Rittenhouse killed vigilante-style.

 

Judge Schroeder smearing the victims of Kyle,

(They’re “Arsonists”, “Looters”; not “Victims”, he said),

Made many a proud Republican smile.

 

Both the deceased thus deemed to be vile;

Crocodile tears stood Kyle in good stead.

Rittenhouse killed vigilante-style.

 

The jury retired and after a while

Returned, and the verdict: “Not guilty”, thrice read,

Made many a proud Republican smile.

 

Schroder acquitted the juvenile;

Gave future young-guns a full steam ahead.

Rittenhouse killed vigilante-style;

Made many a proud Republican smile.