Birthday Surprise

 

Birthday surprise

 

“Darling, put this blindfold over your eyes,”

Said Cynthia to Cecil, her tired spouse,

For she had prepared a birthday surprise,

Upon his return from work to their house:

He was led to a room, then to a chair;

“Sit down here darling, keep the blindfold on,

Don’t take it off, and don’t go anywhere,”

So saying, she left, and while she was gone,

Cecil let rip with a very loud fart:

For many a second, he without cease,

With a leg raised and with bum cheeks apart,

Gave to his gasses abundant release,

And in the midst of their rancid smell,

Cynthia returned, said, “Take off your blindfold,”

Hence Cecil became embarrassed as hell,

Removing the blind, for low and behold,

Now crowding the room, as if from nowhere,

Were colleagues from work, family and friends,

Each chocking, gagging and gasping for air

Much like a diver suffering the bends,

Nobody sang, “Happy birthday to you”

And Cynthia took a very dim view.