Sore Loser
Trump, turning a shade of the deepest red;
Tweeted, retweeted, and tweeted again;
The postal votes are fraudulent, he said;
Demanding said votes be counted again.
He sat on the toilet, tweeted some more,
Went to his bedroom, applied orange tan,
QAnonaded Twitter with tweets galore,
Incautiously risking a Twitter ban.
The votes, rising in favour of Biden,
In spite of Trump’s tweets continued to mount,
And as he watched that winning gap widen,
He tweeted, demanding a ballot recount.
But so far it seems, no law’s been broken;
Trump’s still tweeting; the people have spoken.
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