Yes

Yes

My wife said to me

Somewhat anxiously

I’m very much in love

With you today

And I want a word with you

Tell me do you love me too

So I answered

In a reassuring way

Does honey come from bees

Do squirrels climb up trees

Do turtles nest

And lay eggs on the beach

Are the Rolling Stones a band

Does the universe expand

Did George the sixth

Have problems with his speech

Does Hamilton race cars

Did Churchill smoke cigars

Are quarks the smallest

Objects known to science

Did Lawrence ride a camel

Is a killer whale a mammal

Was Ghandi jailed for

Passive non-compliance

Are rhinoceroses rare

Is Bill Gates a Billionaire

Was Pennywise a demon

In disguise

Was Biggie Smalls a rapper

Is a WC a crapper

Do flies eat shit

Have spiders got eight eyes

Was Al Capone a Mobster

Did Dali paint a lobster

Does Grayson Perry

Sometimes wear a dress

Was George Elliot female

Did Sir Francis Drake set sail

Are there strawberries and

Meringues in Eton Mess

Have banks done dodgy deals

Do polar bears eat seals

Do British trains get

Cancelled due to snow

Did Caligula lose the plot

Does a Bentley cost a lot

Was Trotsky taken out

In Mexico

Are battery hens abused

Was Victoria unamused

Did Sally Gunell win

Olympic gold

Are the icecaps in decline

Does a grape grow on a vine

Are the pyramids of

Giza very old

Do fruit trees flower in spring

Could Pavarotti sing

Did David Bailey

Take a photograph

Are the seas and rivers wet

Does Las Vegas take a bet

Did Gandalf face

The Balrog with his staff

Was Philip born in Greece

Did Theresa cut the police

Did Cameron shag a pig’s

Head in a club

Does Tiger Woods play golf

Should kids keep away from Rolf

Did Mufasa die

When Simba was a cub

Is the pope a catholic

Is Titanium metallic

Was Kasparov 

Much good at playing chess

Is calamari squid

Would you like a million quid

Do I love you darling

Absolutely

Yes!