Not all there
He’s one ride short of
Alton Towers
A daffodil gone from a
bunch of flowers
A Marvel film lacking
superpowers
A banana pulled from a
bunch
He’s an angel short of a
biker gang
A Nosferatu missing a
fang
A Spanish guitar without
a twang
A snack gone from a
packed lunch
He’s a custom short of
border control
A non-event around a
black hole
A decathlon without a
vaulting pole
A foxhound short of a
hunt
He’s a troll away from a
Twitter ban
A bristle short of a
Desperate Dan
A cornet gone from an ice
cream van
He’s one bet short of a
punt
He’s a Morris short of a
dance in May
A soliloquy gone from a
Shakespeare play
A town crier with nothing
to say
A pupil missing in class
He’s a nurse and a doctor
short of a ward
A fencing tourney without
a sword
A top director gone from
the board
He’s one joke short of a
farce
He’s a grain short of a
sandy beach
He’s James Henry Trotter without
a peach
A Watergate short of a
Trump impeach
He’s an orange without a
peel
He’s an angry voice in a
calm debate
A member short of an EU
state
A cake stall missing from
a village fete
He’s a compromise short
of a deal
He’s one letter short of
an alphabet
A Pankhurst film without
a Suffragette
He’s Wessex missing
Somerset
He’s a parish minus a
priest
He’s a blade of grass cut
from a field
In a specialist workforce
he’s unskilled
He’s a wish on a death-
bed unfulfilled
He’s a morsel short of a
feast
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