Carry on voting Tory (a song)

Carry on Voting Tory

If you want to see the back of the N.H.S

Carry on voting Tory

If you want it to be funded less and less

Carry on voting Tory

If you don’t give a fuck about mental health

If your prime concern is a billionaire’s wealth

If you want to see nurses get less pay

Than someone selling fries in a takeaway

If you trust Truss more than the BMA

Carry on voting Tory

If you want to see less police on the beat

Carry on voting Tory

If you want more burglaries in your street

Carry on voting Tory

If you want drug dealers in the park

If you don’t want to venture out after dark

If you want more knives and violence in town

If you want your kids mugged by a drunken clown

If you want to see your local nick close down

Carry on voting Tory

If you want to cut schooling for the poor

Carry on voting Tory

If you want to see classes of forty or more

Carry on voting Tory

If you want to see pupils in grammar schools

Looking down on other kids as secondary fools

If you want to see those of a very young age

Getting judged and rejected at primary stage

If that concept doesn’t rattle your cage

Carry on voting Tory

If you want workers’ rights to be null and void

Carry on voting Tory

If you think all unions should be destroyed

Carry on voting Tory

If you’re happy for people to be enslaved

As the boss gets greedier and more depraved

If you want to go to work and still be poor

If you want to use food banks more and more

Cos you can’t afford to shop at the grocery store

Carry on voting Tory

If you want to see foxes hunted again

Carry on voting Tory

If you want to hear them scream in pain

Carry on voting Tory

If you want village residents to be defied

If you want to see fracking in the countryside

If you want green activists locked away

And climate-change scientists to have no say

If you’d rather hear Jacob Rees-Mogg all day

Carry on voting Tory