Pirates of The Gulf of America
Eighty killed at the King’s behest
Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of oil
Dictator under close arrest
Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of oil
Kidnapped by the Southern Spear crew
Congress perplexed they had no clue
Long Don Orange came rolling through
Staked his claim on the crude black gold
For a profit it will be sold
Who ever thought he’d be so bold?
International law he broke
Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of oil
Everyone saw but no one spoke
Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of oil
Fishermen deemed drug dealers died
Epstein’s treasure’s been swept aside
All those secrets he raced to hide
Leaving chaos in his wake
Venezuela was a piece of cake
A Russian tanker he will take
Declaring war upon the Danes
Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of oil
Europe won’t match his ships and planes
Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of oil
There’s no more NATO anymore
Taiwan will be Chinese for sure
Russia’s knocking on Poland’s door
And if that don’t make your blood boil
Then doff those hats of shiny foil
And all the MAGA flags uncoil
Long Don’s coming to take this soil
Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of oil
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