Tuesday, 4 August 2026

Social Media is a Curse

Social Media’s is a Curse

Facebook, TikTok, X, or Twitter,
Makes us anxious, angry, bitter,
Overfeeds our vanity,
Turns each personality,
Into a ranting avatar,
Misrepresenting who they are;
An actor on a global stage,
Poet, warrior, prophet, sage,
Or whatever; take your pick;
A self-opinionated prick,
Chucking their two penn’orth in
To the algorithmic data bin,
Is all it ever amounts to
For the most part, in Myspace view,
Unless you’re POTUS, posting mental
Tweets, nocturnally, on Truth Central,
In which case: Facebook, TikTok, X,
Or Twitter, and whatever next,
Are a source of tribal division,
A textualized war of attrition,
Fought in the interests of the self,
In pursuit of followers, and wealth;
The theatre having been designed by
The puppeteers of the orange guy,
Deliberately/inadvertently,
Nocturnally tweeting World War Three.
D’you think so too? Or is it just Me?
If the latter, I surely would be
Vlogging, with no little vanity,
All for the sake of humanity:
SOCIAL MEDIA IS A CURSE:
Alas a cliché, written in verse.
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Thursday, 9 July 2026

Vote For Binface

Vote For Binface

Little people, what have you gained?
Union Jacks flying everywhere;
I hope you won’t get fooled again,
By a Crypto fake who’s never there.
If you think he cares about your town,
Have a look around at all the rot
St Osyth & Jaywick still run down
Clacton-on-Sea’s a crime hotspot.
Vote for Binface,
Ring in the changes now you can,
Vote for Binface,
Au revoir to the dandy man.
Do you really want an MP
Who rarely speaks on your behalf?
He never once held a surgery
Only appeared for a photograph
He’s less anti-establishment,
More a stooge for multi-billionaires,
A pillar of self-entitlement,
To profiteering company shares.
Vote for Binface
Nigel’s not a people’s bloke
Vote for Binface
Super yachts will make you broke
Vote for Binface
Like you’ve never done before
Vote for Binface
Take the trash out, sweep the floor.
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Tuesday, 30 June 2026

Plasticine Attraction

Plasticine Attraction

I hope one day plasticine will be free,
That one might build to their satisfaction,
A riverbank and a strip by a sea,
Of Plasticine waves, frozen in action.
But there’re no Plasticinians here,
So, what’s the point I’m trying to convey;
Using ambiguous language for fear
Of having my liberty taken away?
The landscape of clay has my full support,
Being albeit an allegory
Of an unwritten and unspoken thought,
Kept in for the sake of legality,
Along with words, rhyming with homicide,
Scientist, violinist, insecticide…

Wednesday, 10 June 2026

The Minister for Misogyny (thoughts on the byelection)

The Minister for Misogyny (thoughts on the byelection)

As neoliberalism derails
UK infrastructure, services, health;
The politics of the gutter prevails,
And the travesty, that should’ve been shelved,
In favour of higher taxes on wealth,
(Beneficial to all, not merely the few),
Accelerates toward being seen through.
Whether Farage, Lowe, Reform or Restore,
I wonder, what would the cabinet be,
If a populist party won the floor?
Each being far-right, and emphatically
Capitalistic, fanatically.
Henceforth, by way of a rhyming lecture,
Indulge me the following conjecture
Of a fascistic cabinet, no less;
Including: a minister for straight men,
ICE, DOGE, de—regulated business,
Evangelists; anti- lesbian, gay, trans-gen;
A minister for being “Great Again”,
Tax-havens, class superiority,
Remigration, Crypto, misogyny
And anything else, pertaining to fear,
Division, prejudice, hate and scripture,
That I’m inadvertently missing here;
But in any case, you get the picture:
A poisonous patriarchal mixture
Of all the above, at least to my mind;
Toxic to all but the wilfully blind.
The project, neoliberalism’s
Puffed up to the extent it’s fragmented
Into a series of extremisms,
Persistently overrepresented,
Championed even, by biased news hacks;
A kind of warm up to the main event;
A barrage of written and vocal attacks,
Slogans and tags of a cynical bent,
Such as “Woke” “Two-tier” “Lefty” “ANTIFA”,
Countered with a blend of nostalgic spite,
Or manufactured verbal diarrhoea;
Mindlessly parroted by the non-bright,
Chorusing their blame-fuelled lamentations,
At oligarch-funded demonstrations.
I mentioned above, a minister for
Misogyny, with a plumber in mind;
How many voters will choose to ignore
His sexist remarks against womankind?
Are the economically left behind
Desperate enough to vote someone in
Who blatantly doesn’t know where to begin?
In view of my urging you to reflect:
If he comes second, will you feel relief?
Or if, on the night, the MP elect
Is the plumber with a nationalist brief,
Will you cheer, like your commander in chief?
If yes; and if all that’s written comes true,
I’ll stand with “ANTIFA”, obstructing you.
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Wednesday, 27 May 2026

Unite the Kingdom

Unite the Kingdom

Cuts to funding for the disabled
Anxiety poor mental health
Minorities scapegoated labelled
Smeared by the hoarders of great wealth
Tax evaders basking offshore
Parroting lies to keep you poor
Unite the Kingdom
Leave your brain at home take the train
Unite the Kingdom
Make your prejudiced feelings plain
Private health like in the USA
Cancer treatment means poverty
Throw all your hard-won rights away
Asylum seekers lost at sea
Illegal wars and genocide
Jail cells with lefties locked inside
Unite the Kingdom
Tel Aviv Tommy’s here again
Unite the Kingdom
Less a Christian more a shit stain
Praise the oligarch your king
Is pisshead culture being replaced?
Wokeology is not your thing
The nationalist creed should be embraced
Raise the colours in your hometown
Roar like a child when they’re cut down
Unite the Kingdom
Racist misogynists march to church
Unite the Kingdom
Would you turn your cheek upon research?
Unite the Kingdom
Said the patriot who lives in Spain
Unite the Kingdom
Link your arms form a fascist chain
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Friday, 22 May 2026

Don't Ever Vote For Lowe

Don’t Ever Vote For Lowe

Never fall for Reform
Or Restore’s bald lies
Don’t be led astray by Advance
For the friends of Reform
And those other guys
Are schemers of the tunes of their dance
If populists win
For coterie gain
Will your means be tossed and blown
Don’t vote, don’t vote
For Habib, or Farage
And don’t ever vote for Lowe
Don’t ever vote for Lowe
Nearly all of Reform
Was in days gone by
A blue tory playing a part
Like Advance and Restore
It’s the same old lie
Austerity will tear us apart
If populists win
For coterie gain
The wealth gap will still be grown
Don’t vote, don’t vote
For Habib, or Farage
And don’t ever vote for Lowe
Don’t ever vote for Lowe
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Tuesday, 5 May 2026

Spot The Difference

Spot the Difference

Wherever we’re born is an accident;
The luckless among us condemned from birth,
To live a life term of disparagement,
Where charmed born others whose sense of self-worth
Enables the largest prison on Earth;
Open or maximum security,
Dependent on whims, and who holds the key.
Everyone’s different, so it’s been said,
But human behaviour seems much the same;
Youth the world over’s prematurely dead;
Killed by authoritarians, who came
Enforcing the cause of whatever name;
And often, the news related to you,
Is bound by and skewed to that cause’s view.
Do you remember Tiananmen Square?
The protester stood in front of a tank?
His anger in mind, I urge you: compare
To despair in Gaza or the West Bank;
And if there really is a God to thank
For your blessings, ask of him: where were you
When the bombs rained down and the missiles flew?
If a child of Palestine isn’t slain,
As a man he’ll be deemed a terrorist
By those intent on bombarding my brain,
With tripe I feel duty bound to resist;
His anger is justified I insist!
If not as much as I did yesterday,
Now there’s a minefield of things we can’t say.