Curry and the wind
How many beers can a man sink down
Before he can no longer walk?
How many hot chillies can be consumed
With prawns, lamb, chicken or pork?
Yes, and how many leakages can be stopped
By plugging the source with a cork?
The answer my friend, is curry and the wind,
The answer is curry and the wind.
How many dumps must some people take
Until they need to no more?
How many hours before they’re pain-free,
Relieved and no longer sore?
Yes, and how many times can a liquid run
Before it ceases to pour?
The answer my friend, is curry and the wind
The answer is curry and the wind.
How many times can a drunk be banned
From restaurants and bars in his town?
How many pans can be pebble dashed
In shades, variations of brown?
Yes, and how many bed sheets will spouses change
Before they desert their old clown?
The answer my friend, is curry and the wind
The answer is curry and the wind.
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