I'm Goin' to Clacton

 I’m going to Clacton

Reform canvassed by the seaside

Baited there without a doubt

Yarmouth Skegness and Clacton

Where the skint folk all hangout

I’m goin’ to Clacton

Only the sea is brown

Yeah I’m going to Clacton

The “Little” people’s town

Well come on down to Clacton

Smoke drink and wreck your health

Go shake the hand of the big-talking man

Make a sucker of yourself

Yeah go to Clacton

The clown’s on the pier

Minority snowflake woke factions

Had best keep clear

Whetherspoons is a heaving

People all but stoop and bow

Hearing and eagerly believing

In The Moon and Starfish now

I’m goin’ to Clacton

But I’ll be floating no boat

‘Cause I’m going to Clacton

Where Farage won the vote

People will laugh at you in Clacton

If you told ‘em what was on your mind

But if they tax wealth less like the contract says

Profiteers will rob the blind

Yeah go to Clacton

You big talking man

With your banner of distraction

And EU pension plan

Well Reform canvassed by the seaside

Bated there without a doubt

More crime and poverty in Clacton

Ever since they voted out

I’m goin’ to Clacton

Is Nigel coming back

From giving Trump satisfaction

I wish he’d got the sack

Reform canvassed by the seaside

Baited there without a doubt

Yarmouth Skegness and Clacton

Where the skint folk all hangout