Come on over to my place

 

Come on over to my place

 

Jacob, Dom and Pritti,

I see you are Tory blue,

Everybody’s staying home

But that don’t apply to you

 

Come on over to my place

Hey Gove, we’re having a party

Sajid, Nadine, Kwasi, George, Ben

And Rishi, come on over tonight

 

Now you all know the address,

Where our do will be,

I spoke to the policeman standing outside,

He said, that’s alright by me

 

Come on over to my place,

Hey Liz, we’re having a party

Simon, Alok, Oliver, Grant,

And Brandon, come on over tonight

 

I know you’re tired of COVID,

Let’s have some cheese and wine,

As for the people I’ve been deceiving,

They’re no friends of mine

 

Oh David baby,

Come on over to my place,

Hey Nat, we’re having a party,

Anne-Marie, Kit, Nigel, Michelle

And Simon, come on over tonight

 

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Come on over to my place,

All my Conservative party,

Will be swigging, munching and sniffing,

Allegra won’t you come over tonight

 

Blub blub blub

Come on over to my place,

We’re blue; we’re having a party,

We’ll be grinning, and next year be spinning,

All our voters are in lockdown tonight

 

Blub blub blub.