COVID Test

 

COVID Test.

 

Prior to an impending operation,

I was required to have a COVID swab;

I went to the drive-through testing station

And there was told by a nurse on the job;

“We’ve run out of kits, I’m sorry to say;

Too many people have taken the test;

We’ll have to test you a different way”.

Then, quite suddenly, a bare arse was pressed

Against my face, and a fart it let blow;

I sat, frozen in a state of surprise;

I didn’t have time to shut the window.

The fart filled the car, brought tears to my eyes,

The nurse said to me; “Can you smell that dear?”

I replied “Yes!”, and she gave the all clear.