Boris fails to unite the
nation
As Bungling Boris
brokered Brexit
Blasting Brussels
blabbering bullshit
The rabid racists ranted
raved
Rattled ridiculed rioted
raged
The fascists fighting
furiously
Flippantly fractured fearlessly
The communists came
crashing
Carelessly continually crushing
The brexiteers bashed
brained
Battered barred busted
blamed
The remainers remonstrated
Relentlessly roared
ram-raided
The gammons gathered
gasped
Grappled gassed garrotted
glassed
The snowflakes sulking
stupidly
Surreptitiously slung
shit sneakily
The treacherous Tories
trashed trails
Trampled trolled told
tall tales
The Labour leftist
lunatics laboriously
Left leavers lumbering
listlessly
The LibDems lurching lecherously
Let-loose literally
laughing liberally
And finally Farage farting
fretfully
Feeling flustered flip-flopped
fitfully
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