Brand new blue passport

Brand new blue passport

I’ve got a brand new blue passport;
Police and fire stations are closing down;

Burglars burgle without getting caught.

Nurses' pay rises amount to nought;

One doctor’s surgery left in town.

I’ve got a brand new blue passport.

Nine years of cuts, yet those at fault

Still point the finger at Gordon Brown.

Burglars burgle without getting caught.

To foodbanks millions now resort;

In oceans of debt, our fellows drown.

I’ve got a brand new blue passport.

Misery’s met with a witty retort,

Voiced by a tyrant, acting the clown.

Burglars burgle without getting caught.

Children in poverty, parents distraught;

If MPs were royals, a beast wears a crown.

I’ve got a brand new blue passport;

Burglars burgle without getting caught.