Monday, 18 November 2024

Sold

Sold

Our bond was rarely especially strong;
With little in common, we ambled along;
Still, I recall fondly, Tony and I,
Beneath an autumnal, evening sky,
Each smoking one of Tony’s slim Hamlets,
The scent of which, blending with bonfire smoke,
Gave an aroma one never forgets,
As burning embers, glowing whilst we spoke;
Amiably putting our worlds to rights;
Crackled with warmth on the calmest of nights.
From spring through summer, the lawn being short
As a bowling green or a tennis court;
Round Tony’s we’d gather, for roast and wine,
And after lunch, if the weather was fine;
With shuttlecock, ball, bats, rackets, we’d play;
Or hide and seek, with the children, in or
Outdoors; and on every Easter Sunday,
Adults, and children alike, would search for
Eggs, which were easily found, and duly
Scoffed, (at least on the part of yours truly).
Tomatoes, seedlings, and flowerpots filled
The little greenhouse I helped Tony build:
Spinach, greens, broccoli with a purple sprout;
Runner-beans that never seemed to run out;
Flourished in the area beyond the main:
A well-tended patch, hidden by a hedge,
And sheltered by a pine, that enabled rain
And sunlight to nourish home-grown veg,
Yet trapped all the magic drawing me there,
Where edibles grew with meticulous care.
When Tony found weeding, digging, mowing,
Cutting and planting, too heavy-going,
I fortnightly mowed the lawns, front and back;
Tony would make me a Nescafé black,
And we’d talk like we did in autumns gone by;
Conversing in comfortable companionship;
He graciously, gratefully praising my
Mowing and occasionally, letting slip
The observation: “Oh, you’ve missed a bit”;
Which slightly rankled with me, I admit.
On a late October dry afternoon
Last autumn, I mowed the lawns of Tony’s soon
To be sold abode, and when I was done,
I made a black coffee and sat in the sun,
Imagining my wife; a girl in the swing
Of her childhood years, and nearby, there,
Was a plot where fairies used to sing
Secret lullabies to children; and where
Now stands a greenhouse, empty and lonely
As the house-for-sale-where I first met Tony.

Monday, 11 November 2024

Sometimes I want to get into your head

Sometimes I want to get into your head

Sometimes, I see you talk down to your wife,
And feel I want to get into your head,
Swallow all the barbs that wound like a knife,
And utter respectful, kind words, instead.
Would I expect then, a loving reply,
Given by way of appreciation?
Oh what a pompous hypocrite am I!
Wise, only in my imagination;
Truthfully, I see my reflection in you;
A struggler I was, and I’m struggling still;
Despite all the decades I’ve laboured through,
The knowledge I’ve gained is scant more than nil,
And self-awareness, perhaps, even less;
I’m barely, I guess, a work in progress.

Thursday, 7 November 2024

I Saw a Man Lying Dead on the Hill

 

I Saw a Man Lying Dead on the Hill
I saw a man lying dead, on the hill,
on the way back to the caravan site;
his blue eyes were glazed and wide open still.
Down in Polperro, upon a pub meal
Washed down with cider and sparkling white,
I saw a man lying dead on the hill.
His half-smoked cigarette lay burning, till
nature stepped in and put out the light;
his blue eyes were glazed and wide open still.
Drunk, on holiday, with two weeks to kill;
caravan-bound; turning in for the night,
I saw a man lying dead on the hill.
His wife inconsolable; how must it feel?
No one could comfort her, try as they might;
his blue eyes were glazed and wide open still;
and thirty years on, I take a heart pill,
reflecting, and drinking strong spirits in spite:
I saw a man lying dead on the hill;
His blue eyes were glazed and wide open still.

Friday, 25 October 2024

Richard the Turd

Richard the Turd
Richard the turd hypocritical Tice
Gathering voters with bigoted views
He’s a faux patriot not very nice
Despises unions decries worker’s rights
Proffers roast lamb to sheep with no clues
Richard the turd hypocritical Tice
Hatred division and fear he invites
From a safe distance igniting a fuse
He’s a faux patriot not very nice
Where we are born is the roll of a dice
Fortune or famine you don’t get to choose
Richard the turd hypocritical Tice
Ambiguous tweets he craftily types
Equating free speech with racist abuse
He’s a faux patriot not very nice
His manifesto is blatant precise
“10,000” new prisons put to good use
Richard the turd hypocritical Tice
He’s a faux patriot not very nice

Thursday, 10 October 2024

The Climes They Are a Changing

 The Climes they are a Changing

One summery, autumnal-like day,
Winter, briefly turned into spring,
And from six thousand miles away,
Swallow swoops hastily took wing,
As tulips prematurely flowered,
Daffodils, promptly disappeared,
Chiffchaffs, mating calls sang loud,
Bluebells in the woods appeared,
And I, observing with regret,
Mouthed woefully a quiet: “Not yet”.
The blossom on my apple tree
This year, was rarely visited by
A bumble or a honey bee;
And for what weather reason why:
From summer’s mid to Halloween,
I saw one wasp, or maybe two,
In all the four months in between;
Crane-flies (their prey), are very few,
Whilst spiders, big beyond recall,
Make hands and even plates seem small.
Is this then written for reasons
Pertaining to global warming?
Am I suggesting the seasons
Are giving human-kind a warning?
No: I was merely following
The path of the first lines that came
To mind; and here I am; waffling
About stuff; the which I’ve no claim
To any knowledge, worth mention,
When my original intention
Was a flowery piece, inclining
Toward clouds of silver lining,
In these undeniably strange
Times of turmoil and climate change.

Monday, 30 September 2024

The Last Piece

The Last Piece

The cosmos is a colossal jigsaw
Puzzle of celestial pieces, so vast
In number, that anyone keeping score;
Proceeding from one, to the very last
Zero, would require a library bigger
Than the British Museum, in order
To file the recorded final figure;
Equivalent to a number, broader
Than the broadest we could ever dream;
We being inhabitants of a lone
Micro-speck, residing in a great scheme,
Devised from beyond our awareness zone,
On the other side of the universe,
Which itself will eventually disperse,
As puzzle-solvers, impossibly skilled;
With infinite care, dismantle, rebuild.

Monday, 23 September 2024

The Witches of Reform


The Witches of Reform
Hopkins, Widdecombe, and Brewer,
Bigot, turd and pure manure,
Stuff air-heads with stories fake,
Monsters into heroes make,
Sing the praises of a frog:
(Donald’s fawning, faithful, dog),
Make the cause of woke a thing,
Treacherous and far left-wing;
Stir/alarm, with right-wing babble;
Fire the wrath of Tommy’s rabble.
Hopkins, Widdecombe, and Brewer,
Vile rodents of a sewer:
Boiled baboon brains; charmless crud;
Boys bewitched, bawl, bay for blood.