Thursday, 7 November 2024

I Saw a Man Lying Dead on the Hill

 

I Saw a Man Lying Dead on the Hill
I saw a man lying dead, on the hill,
on the way back to the caravan site;
his blue eyes were glazed and wide open still.
Down in Polperro, upon a pub meal
Washed down with cider and sparkling white,
I saw a man lying dead on the hill.
His half-smoked cigarette lay burning, till
nature stepped in and put out the light;
his blue eyes were glazed and wide open still.
Drunk, on holiday, with two weeks to kill;
caravan-bound; turning in for the night,
I saw a man lying dead on the hill.
His wife inconsolable; how must it feel?
No one could comfort her, try as they might;
his blue eyes were glazed and wide open still;
and thirty years on, I take a heart pill,
reflecting, and drinking strong spirits in spite:
I saw a man lying dead on the hill;
His blue eyes were glazed and wide open still.

Friday, 25 October 2024

Richard the Turd

Richard the Turd
Richard the turd hypocritical Tice
Gathering voters with bigoted views
He’s a faux patriot not very nice
Despises unions decries worker’s rights
Proffers roast lamb to sheep with no clues
Richard the turd hypocritical Tice
Hatred division and fear he invites
From a safe distance igniting a fuse
He’s a faux patriot not very nice
Where we are born is the roll of a dice
Fortune or famine you don’t get to choose
Richard the turd hypocritical Tice
Ambiguous tweets he craftily types
Equating free speech with racist abuse
He’s a faux patriot not very nice
His manifesto is blatant precise
“10,000” new prisons put to good use
Richard the turd hypocritical Tice
He’s a faux patriot not very nice

Thursday, 10 October 2024

The Climes They Are a Changing

 The Climes they are a Changing

One summery, autumnal-like day,
Winter, briefly turned into spring,
And from six thousand miles away,
Swallow swoops hastily took wing,
As tulips prematurely flowered,
Daffodils, promptly disappeared,
Chiffchaffs, mating calls sang loud,
Bluebells in the woods appeared,
And I, observing with regret,
Mouthed woefully a quiet: “Not yet”.
The blossom on my apple tree
This year, was rarely visited by
A bumble or a honey bee;
And for what weather reason why:
From summer’s mid to Halloween,
I saw one wasp, or maybe two,
In all the four months in between;
Crane-flies (their prey), are very few,
Whilst spiders, big beyond recall,
Make hands and even plates seem small.
Is this then written for reasons
Pertaining to global warming?
Am I suggesting the seasons
Are giving human-kind a warning?
No: I was merely following
The path of the first lines that came
To mind; and here I am; waffling
About stuff; the which I’ve no claim
To any knowledge, worth mention,
When my original intention
Was a flowery piece, inclining
Toward clouds of silver lining,
In these undeniably strange
Times of turmoil and climate change.

Monday, 30 September 2024

The Last Piece

The Last Piece

The cosmos is a colossal jigsaw
Puzzle of celestial pieces, so vast
In number, that anyone keeping score;
Proceeding from one, to the very last
Zero, would require a library bigger
Than the British Museum, in order
To file the recorded final figure;
Equivalent to a number, broader
Than the broadest we could ever dream;
Us being inhabitants of a lone
Micro-speck, residing in a great scheme,
Devised from beyond our awareness zone,
On the other side of the universe,
Which itself will eventually disperse,
As puzzle-solvers, impossibly skilled;
With infinite care, dismantle, rebuild.

Monday, 23 September 2024

The Witches of Reform


The Witches of Reform
Hopkins, Widdecombe, and Brewer,
Bigot, turd and pure manure,
Stuff air-heads with stories fake,
Monsters into heroes make,
Sing the praises of a frog:
(Donald’s fawning, faithful, dog),
Make the cause of woke a thing,
Treacherous and far left-wing;
Stir/alarm, with right-wing babble;
Fire the wrath of Tommy’s rabble.
Hopkins, Widdecombe, and Brewer,
Vile rodents of a sewer:
Boiled baboon brains; charmless crud;
Boys bewitched, bawl, bay for blood.

Wednesday, 11 September 2024

One Man Air Band

One Man Air Band

I’m a one man air band entertainer
I make walls shake vibrate with bass
I’m an amplified note sustainer
My rhythm and lead guitar is ace
I play ghost synths with fingers thumbs
Bash banging beats pilled boppers dance
I’ve got air sticks mysterious drums
I specialise in techno trance
I’m a freestyle rapper a beatbox king
I sing falsetto baritone too
Windows shatter deaf eardrums ring
Trumpeters play jazz bitches’ brew
I form new sounds original scenes
Component notes industrialists roar
Convert to music in their machines
I’m a composer on the shop floor

Thursday, 5 September 2024

The Kids Are Far Right

The Kids Are Far Right

Banned from watching BBC
Dad won’t pay the licence fee
GB News and Talk TV
Of bigots praises sing
Dramatize distort the news
Parrot prejudicial views
Parents finger point accuse
The kids are far right wing
The kids are ultra-right wing
It’s murder in the park
Mummy’s little soldiers
Kill trans-girls for a lark
Elon’s transphobe musketeers
Venerate the king
In accordance with their fears
The kids are far right wing
Back in 1938
Goebbels propagated hate
Nazis in a frenzied state
Did their fascist thing
Joe you aint seen nothing yet
Now we’ve got the internet
Not to Farage’s regret
The kids are far right wing
The kids are ultra-right wing
Extremely highly strung
Some of them are OAPs
Yet still they’re very young
“I know I am I’m sure I am
I’m English” they all sing
Little England’s in a jam
The kids are far right wing
Now free speech is free no more
There’ll soon be a civil war
Orwell’s 1984
Today is happening
So say people QAnon fed
Citing books they’ve never read
Willingly and easily led
The kids are far right wing
The kids are ultra-right wing
White supremacists
Expressing their identity
With bottles bricks and fists
Smashing mosques assaulting cops
Petrol bombs they fling
How long till the penny drops?
The kids are far right wing
The kids are ultra-right wing
They can’t or will not see
Comparatives with narratives
Of wartime history
The likes of Trump Farage le pen
Should make alarm bells ring
Racists on the march again
The kids are far right wing