Saturday, 16 October 2021

Bezos

 

Bezos
As William Shatner prepares to go
Presumably boldly, up into space,
The temperature drops the freezing winds blow
And the down and out get kicked in the face.
As Sir Philip Green sets sail on his yacht,
To somewhere exotic, out on the Med,
Retirement age workers look to the pot,
And find not enough to be warm and fed.
As the Queen gets near her ninety sixth year,
And seventy of those years on the throne,
Destitute people are living in fear
Of drowning in debt and dying alone.
As billionaires purchase tropical isles,
Guarded by gunships and barbed wire fences,
Uneaten fresh food is mounting in piles,
MPs dodge taxes and claim expenses.
As here in the UK the NHS,
For want of more staff, gets worse every day,
The US, it seems, is more of a mess;
No cancer treatment for those who can’t pay.
As I eat dinner, I see on TV,
A woman beaten in Afghanistan,
An asylum seeker, stranded at sea,
An African child with a year life-span.
As people say things could always be worse,
I'm pondering women, children and men,
Comparing my life to those in each verse;
Each line written in syllables of ten….
….Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, ONE!
Bezos’s ship flew; five billion was spent:
A drop in the pond, when all’s said and done;
That paltry sum made not even a dent!
As Amazon workers shat in nappies
And pissed in bottles whilst up against time,
Bezos’s crew of four happy chappies,
Toasted the founder of Amazon Prime.
Or so I imagine; why would they not?
William Shatner seemed happy for sure,
Though it wasn’t space, not by a long shot,
No man of his age has gone there before.

 

 

Tuesday, 12 October 2021

Erasing his hand

 

Erasing his hand

 

A friend of a friend, on Facebook posted:

“A man who hits women is not a real man;

Share if you agree”, the poster boasted;

It reminded me of when his wife ran

Out through the front door, where I was waiting:

I stood in between them, shielding the blows,

Which ceased, as he stood there hesitating,

Though why he desisted, God only knows;

I being no match for him in a fight;

(We’d had our own battle sometime before),

However, they ceased, and after that night,

She turned him out, I saw him no more,

And now, he's on Facebook, making a stand,

Like a real man, never raising his hand.

Sunday, 26 September 2021

Panic Buyers

 

Panic Buyers

 

Lack of foreign haulage

Coming to our shores

Leading to a shortage

In supermarket stores

Migrant workers exit

Crops are left to rot

Many blaming Brexit

As many saying not

 

On Facebook and Twitter

Keyboard warriors jeer

Typing comments bitter

Recalling project fear

Counterparts retweeting

Eagerly engage

Stubbornly repeating

An opposite front page

 

Blamers pointing fingers

Lefties refugees

National anthem singers

Liberal families

Followers of Farage

Racist residual

Queuing at the garage

Panic buying fuel

 

Meanwhile at the pigsty

The farmer ponders fate

After when the pigs die

Sell on? Incinerate?

Though butchery’s faltered

Nigh grinding to a halt

Pigs must still be slaughtered

By way of captive bolt

 

As ignorance is thirst

The parched and dying beg

Not knowing what comes first

The chicken or the egg

For they are helpless too

Dependent on such powers

With mills to drag them through

Like slaughtered boars and sows

 

Tuesday, 31 August 2021

Thoughts on Pen Farthing

 

Thoughts on Pen Farthing

 

An ex-marine became a household name,

As the soldiers left, the cargo plane came,

And Pen Farthing, animal rescuer,

Was left with options, fewer and fewer.

 

As I understand, Pen Farthing was told,

His dogs and cats were allowed in the hold,

But his staff must stay in Afghanistan;

And so they were left with the Taliban.

 

Now there’s a commotion, media stirred,

Suggesting that cats and dogs are preferred

To human beings, when push comes to shove;

It’s animals more than people they love.

 

“They”, being those who crowdfunded the plane,

 And even Farthing, who fought to obtain

Permission to leave, but none could be had

For Afghan children, nor staff of Nowzad.

 

And speaking of the staff, I also read,

They lent a hand when he haplessly led

His charges to the hold, as Kabul fell

To a Taliban, and terrorist hell.

 

So, where are we now? It seems we’re still split:

Many deem Farthing a heroic Brit,

And equally, many take a dim view:

He should have taken his staff when he flew.

 

Personally, I’m on the side of Pen:

He TRIED to take all the women and men

And he TRIED again; what more could he do?

As US drones killed and ISIS bombs blew?

 

And in case I appear subjective here;

To reiterate: it seems pretty clear;

The Taliban, having the final say,

His staff and their families had to stay.

 

Now, as the last western soldier departs,

The pointing and the condemnation starts,

And the lies, leaders would have us believe

About all the goals they failed to achieve.

 

The Taliban, Biden, Johnson, et al,

Add them all up and it’s one epic fail

And if you get mad, as maybe you should,

Don’t blame Pen Farthing;

He did all he could.

 

 

Tuesday, 17 August 2021

Resignation

 

Resignation

 

People falling from a plane

Exiting a world of pain

Turned my mind to those resigned

Leaving burning towers behind

Friday, 30 July 2021

I Stand With the RNLI

 

I Stand With the RNLI

 

Bemoaning refugees, rescued at sea,

Farage disparaged the RNLI:

They’re all but a “Taxi” service, said he,

And GB News viewers took up the cry,

“FUCK OFF BACK TO FRANCE”, to migrants on shore,

And who would be a lifeboat volunteer?

Deemed to be aiding those breaking the law,

ALL LIVES MATTER, being not the case here,

Insults and cans were hurled, without shame,

At our fellow men, who fair nearly died,

Fleeing from terror, to more of the same,

Their human rights dashed, devoutly denied,

By the riotous, righteous, Farage brigade,

Fuelled by hatred and the statements, he made.

Wednesday, 7 July 2021

Scars and Stripes

 

 

Scars and stripes

 

He figures himself a peaceable man,

Makes others happy whenever he can,

Goes out of his way, tries not to upset,

He’s friendly, agreeable, chatty and yet,

If you take a closer look at his face,

You’ll see faded scars all over the place;

I asked him one time, how they came to be;

Those cicatrices and he said to me:

The ones on his forehead and on his nose,

Came after somebody randomly chose

To pick up a bottle and viciously

Ram it in his features maliciously.

 

Being by his features compelled to stare,

I observed a deep indentation there,

Between the marks on his nose and forehead,

Of which the cause has already been said.

The indent came via a sovereign ring,

A big burly bouncer brandishing bling,

And five bully beefs, more bouncers indeed,

Assisting their friend in his hour of need.

My interviewee was pushed to the ground,

Subjected to kicks and punches face-bound,

His nose pulverised, was crushed like a grape,

Hence healing permanently out of shape.

 

Just underneath his bottom lip, I saw

A mark from when he was given what for;

Why what for was given he had no clue,

But a hole was made where a tooth went through.

He ran to his house, gave the wound a clean,

Unwrapped a plaster, applied Germolene,

Couldn’t recall an action or word

Of provocation to what had occurred;

His lip was split, with a hole underneath,

But he felt relief having lost no teeth,

Before he retired resigned to brute force

And ignorance, being par for the course.

 

In subsequent years, he was derided,

Fists and bottles with his face collided,

But wary of rhymes exceeding distance,

I’ll cut straight to the piece de resistance;

For so I considered the five inch scar

I saw on his neck, the largest by far.

I begged of his pardon, asking him how

And why, but he was fair talkative now

And he told me a tale of terror, pain,

A dice with death and a jugular vein;

A horror story, worthy of mention,

Hopefully bound to keep your attention.

 

He said he got it in the Falkland’s war;

A shell exploded as he came ashore

And then, he admitted, that was a lie,

It was a stray bullet, a gangster drive-by;

Oh no, sorry it was a terrorist,

In Syria: a female jihadist;

And then again, maybe, it could’ve been,

Something that happened when he was a teen;

A would be killer, never convicted.

But in truth, it was

A self-inflicted,

Drug-related, attempted suicide   

And the night it happened,

He nearly died.

 

As he related his horror story 

Of deep neck wounds and other things gory,

A random stranger, from out of nowhere,

Hovered by the table, pulled up a chair

And with an air of vexation and hate,

Said to him, your stories are bullshit mate

To which he replied, by turning his cheek,

Adopting a look decidedly meek.

Abruptly he left, said, goodbye my friend,

Thus bringing our interview to an end;

The stranger retreated back to the bar;

In short, the event was very bizarre.

 

He figures himself a peaceable man,

Makes others happy whenever he can,

Goes out of his way, tries not to upset,

He’s friendly, agreeable, chatty and yet…

 

…There’s something about him, I know not what,

That seems to ignite, more often than not,

Aggression and anger in certain types,

Resulting in injuries, scars and stripes

And dear audience, though in the end,

My interviewer is one of pretend,

The interviewee’s a truthful design;

The scars and stripes and beatings, are mine.