Seagull on a bag of chips

Sunday, 1 January 2017

New Year


New Year’s resolution

When a boiler stops working
And the weather’s cold
A gas engineer’s worth his weight
In gold

When a car slows down
And its engine dies
A breakdown mechanic’s a sight
For sore eyes

When someone collapses
With pains in their chest
Emergency staff is
Humanity’s best

If you’re fixing a boiler
Or mending a car
It’s irrelevant to me
What your politics are
If you’re making me well
Looking after my health
I don’t care for your views
On poverty or wealth

When a tile needs replacing
And the roof has a leek
The hero of the hour
Is the builder we seek

When a lock is broken
And the door’s shut tight
The locksmith’s appearance
Is a wondrous sight

When a pipe has burst
And water pours out
A plumber’s a saviour
Of that there’s no doubt

If you’re fixing a roof
Or changing a lock
Or mending a pipe
Or unblocking a block
If you’re out on call
Any time day or night
I don’t care if you vote
For the left or the right

From today, my New Year’s
Resolution will be
To keep my mouth shut
If I don’t agree
With your point of view
Cos when all’s said and done
We all have to interact
Under the sun
And so (with my tongue
Firmly lodged in my cheek)
I pledge to be silent
(At least for a week)
About things political
All thoughts I’ll keep
To myself
As of now
From me
Not a peep








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Saturday, 17 December 2016

Spiritual Tourist



Spiritual Tourist

 

Which path to follow?

Which is the truest?

Such is the dilemma

Of the spiritual tourist

 

Who walks among

Buddhists, Christians

Muslims,

Wanders

Past churches

And Mosques as well

He lies abed reading

The Gospels, the Surahs

And prays for a time

Lest he go straight to Hell

 

Such is the effect

Those books have upon him

The Quran and the Bible

Both fill him with fear

He turns to the Gita

And tries to renounce

But Can’t let go

Of the things he holds dear

 

He’d love to be a Buddhist

In a trancelike state

But he can’t be bothered to meditate

 

The Mahabharata was

A mountain to climb

The truth undiscovered

Left hidden in rhyme

The Book of the dead

He enjoyed the most

It was handy indeed

For a Facebook post

 

Of all the scriptures

Which one is the purest?

The eternal question

Of the spiritual tourist

Remains unanswered

Perhaps till death

And even then

As he takes a final breath

Will it still remain hidden?

Will he find no relief?

Will he die in atheist

Disbelief?







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Saturday, 10 December 2016

For my wife on her birthday



No one could ever love you more than me

Friends turn to you for comfort when trouble comes their way
They value your opinions; take heed of what you say
But out of all those friends and family
Not one of them could love you more than me

I’ve never heard a bad thing said about you my love
You wear a cloak of kindness; it fits you like a glove
And that’s the truth as far as I can see
No one could ever love you more than me

Your beauty’s fascinating it gets more so every year
Others try to imitate it but they get nowhere near
Cos you’re natural, as natural can be
No one could ever love you more than me

The first time I ever saw you I swear I never knew
That real love even existed, but now I know it’s true
I was twenty seven, now I’m fifty three
No one could ever love you more than me

Some of us take things for granted and I guess I’m like that too
But believe me when I tell you, there’s no one else like you
I can safely say now in all honesty
No one could ever love you more than me

And now today’s you’re birthday so I give to you this song
The verses that I’ve written didn’t take me very long
My love for you made them come naturally
No one could ever love you more than me

No one could ever love you more than me




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Friday, 9 December 2016

Futureshock

Looking through my folder containing my old poems: Here's one I wrote around 1990. I think it's rather prophetic in its way.
Futureshock
Where did that building go?
You know the one I mean
It used to be a chip shop
Now it's nowhere to be seen
It just took off in the night
Disappeared to outer space
And a two-storey office block's
Been put there in it's place
And is it my imagination?
I really cannot say
If that car park standing opposite
Was there before today
It's so big and domineering
Cars are parked on every floor
And I wonder why I've never even noticed it before
Where did all the shops go?
You know the ones I mean
The Butchers and the Greengrocers
Are nowhere to be seen
And the Bakeries, the Market stalls,
The sweet shops, all have gone;
No Off-licence, no Tobacconist
There must be something wrong
The Cinema, The swimming pool
The cafe and the bar
The Bike shop and the Clothes shop
And the shop that sells guitars
And the record shop, The Furniture shop
All much to my dismay
Have packed their cases over-night
And simply moved away
Where did that precinct come from?
You know the one I mean
With its endless special offers
And its shops so new and clean
And that great big Supermarket
That wasn't there yesterday
And neither was that Jewelers
Or that Fast-food take-away
Strange new buildings everywhere
As if by magic they appear
And when I come back tomorrow I wonder,
Will they still be here?
Or will they, too, be replaced
By different buildings large and small
Disappear without a trace
Like they were never there at all

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Friday, 18 November 2016

Extremerightwingalitus



Extremerightwingalitus


Doctor Ibrahim:
Sit down sir what can I do for you?
Have you come to get an annual jab for the flu?
Patient:
No it’s not that, it’s hard to explain
Doctor Ibrahim:
Tell me, what is it then? Are you in pain?
Patient:
No not exactly, it’s just…… I feel strange
It’s like I’m going through some sort of change
Doctor Ibrahim:
Oh dear, please tell me then what’s wrong
Quick as you can though, I haven’t got long
Patient:
Well, it’s like this; just lately I’ve been
Having strong urges to vent my spleen
And shout horrid things to the man next door
I tell you I’ve never felt like this before
Doctor Ibrahim:
Hmm..Can you tell me, what sort of things?
Patient:
It’s like an alarm in my head that rings
And tells me the man that’s living next door
And his family should NOT BE HERE ANYMORE!
Doctor Ibrahim:
Please try to be calm, there’s no need to shout
Take a deep breath, and breathe slowly out
And tell me, when did these “Urges” first start?
Patient:
Bloody FOREIGNERS! Tearing this country apart!
Doctor Ibrahim:
I beg your pardon, are you talking to me?
Patient:
You and your kind should be chucked in the sea
You might be a doctor but I can still tell
That you’re not one of US; you’re a MUSLIM as well
Doctor Ibrahim:
HOW DARE YOU? Get out of my surgery NOW!
Patient:
Come on then mate if you fancy a row
You believe every word of that disgusting text
You’ll be calling me “Islamaphobic” next
You lot are not wanted, go back to your holes
You’ve ruined MY country; you and the POLES!
Doctor Ibrahim:
Good morning can you get me the police?
And tell them to come to my surgery please?
Yes I’m afraid there’s another one here
And he’s getting more agitated I fear
Patient:
Don’t worry; I’m going I won’t be back
I’m not a racist, my best mate’s black
Doctor Ibrahim:
It’s alright; he’s gone there’s no need to come
Yes here’s his address, just in case he’s gone home
No of course I’m not certain he’s broken the law
But I’m afraid I’m seeing this more and more
That look of blind hatred I saw on his face
Leads me to conclude it’s yet one more case
Of Rightwingalitus an extreme one for sure
I hope one day that we’ll find a cure
‘Till then let me tell you, though it pains me to say
This frightening phenomenon looks certain to stay







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Wednesday, 16 November 2016

Let's sit on the fence



Let’s sit on the fence

 

Billions of babies each

Born the same way

Some live for years

Others just for a day

Time’s bubble bursts

In the infinite sway

Insignificant

Girl and boy

Let’s sit on the fence

Enjoy

 

Each individual’s

Part of the game

To partake or not

To partake is the same

Opinions uttered

Are placed in the frame

Is it best to be quiet

And coy?

Let’s sit on the fence

Enjoy

 

Conditions disputed

Tempers are flared

Dialogue breaks down

War is declared

Aggressors and pacifists

None of them spared

As missiles and bombs

Destroy

Let’s sit on the fence

Enjoy

 

Warlords conquer

Peace brokers beseech

Politicians proclaim

The God fearing preach

With fragile vows made

Agreements they reach

A new deal

Another ploy?

Let’s sit on the fence

Enjoy

 

At the end of the day

Does it matter my friend?

Rich or poor

We all end up the same

In the end

All the world’s a stage

In this land of pretend

Each object

All but a toy

Let’s sit on the fence

Enjoy

 











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Sunday, 23 October 2016

Fit for work

Fit for work

A brown envelope comes through the door
It’s painfully picked up off the floor
By a sad old man more dead than alive
Fit for work at sixty five

The cancer treatment was a success
He’s had two weeks to convalesce
Now sickness pay will no longer arrive
Fit for work at sixty five  

A morning appointment next Monday
In a Job centre plus ten miles away
He’ll have to get a taxi: he can’t drive
Fit for work at sixty five

They found him a job TWENTY miles away!
Packing boxes for minimum pay
Barely enough for a mouse to survive
Fit for work at sixty five

One year later, he’s still there
Like a worn out motor in need of repair
But nothing that a hard days graft can’t fix
Fit for work at sixty six

He’s working treble shifts, week in week out
His sleep pattern’s truly up the spout
Aching joints  thrown into the mix
Fit for work at sixty six

This wasn’t the life that he desired
And many of his friends are long retired
He’s an old dog tired of learning new tricks
Fit for work at sixty six

He stayed with a firm nearly fifty years
But his pension plans ended up in tears
When the boss sold up and bought a yacht for kicks
Fit for work at sixty six

Ten years later he’s past spent
But the government pension doesn’t cover the rent
And a diet of Pot Noodles and Weetabix
Still at work at seventy six

The prostate cancer didn’t come back
But he suffered a massive heart attack
And the medics couldn’t resuscitate
Died at work, aged seventy eight
And so ends this tale of misery
This working man’s obituary
From the day he was born till his final breath
The sum of his life?
Birth, school, work, death







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