Monday, 28 February 2022
Sunflowers
Thursday, 24 February 2022
Paint The Windows
Paint The Windows
Over in Ukraine last night
There was bombs and shootin’,
And the threat of nuclear might
Was aired to all by Putin.
Sanctions failed to make him stop,
But darling, don’t despair,
Let’s drive to the paint shop,
And buy some whitewash there.
For whitewash painted glazing,
Deflects a blast they say;
There’ll be less chance of blazing,
If one such comes our way.
Unless a nuke falls too near,
Committing us to hell,
In which case, never mind dear,
At least I loved you well.
Meantime, grab a shovel;
Before the war begins,
We’ll dig a cosy hovel,
Well stocked with food in tins.
And then we’ll paint the windows,
Quaff alcohol with meds,
See which way the wind blows;
And prep for Hine’s “Threads”.
Tuesday, 22 February 2022
Mammon
Mammon
Saturday, 12 February 2022
A Wave Of Pain
A wave of pain
I rode a wave of pain one night
It came upon me quick
Gripped me with relentless spite
Made me feel quite sick
I came ashore with hips and teeth
In agony most vile
Some Ibuprofen gave relief
But only for a while
I telephoned a tired GP
Queued an hour no less
Then called a dental surgery
No longer NHS
The outcome was a waiting-list
Of two years maybe more
A Bupa orthodontist
Who left my coffers poor
And an on repeat prescription
For pills three times a day
To ease the pain infliction
And keep the wave at bay