All because of Corbyn
A&E departments, GP
surgeries,
Health and day-care
centres, public libraries,
Pensioner and youth clubs,
childcare centres too;
They’re all disappearing;
replaced with nothing new.
And all because of Corbyn;
he’s the one to blame
For the callous cancellation
of every sickness claim.
If you’re suffering an
illness, he’ll make you feel it more;
He’s the bane of the
disabled; a killer of the poor.
Back in 1912, as the
Titanic sank,
Captain Edward John Smith
knew just who to thank
For the shortfall of the lifeboats,
the passengers in distress,
And the failure of rescue
ships to heed the SOS;
Jeremy bloody Corbyn; he
schemed and exploited
And the ship hit the iceberg
that could have been avoided.
It was Corbyn who
insisted on the need for speed;
He’s the scourge of the
workers; the epitome of greed;
Chernobyl 1986; a cloud
of radiation
Dispersed into the air,
leaving widespread devastation.
What caused the
overheating, the meltdown of the core
And the consequent
explosion at reactor number four?
Fucking Jeremy Corbyn;
his incompetence made it fail
You can search for it on
Google, or read it in the Mail.
Corbyn was responsible
for messing up the test;
He’s a liability; an
enemy of the west.
The Rosetta stone was
made nigh 200 years BC
And on it is a warning; a
frightful prophecy;
Hieroglyphics telling of
the coming of a man;
A demon in disguise with
a devastating plan.
Beware of Jeremy Corbyn
(the ancient writing said);
With his white shirt,
hair and beard and tie of deepest red;
He’ll bring the world to
ruin and make you lose your mind;
He’s the future king of
ISIS; the nemesis of mankind.
And so it’s come to pass,
barely fifty years from now,
The protective ozone
layer will be bereft of power.
Scientists say we’re poisoning
the planet’s atmosphere,
But should it be
pollution from fossil fuels we fear?
No, it’s Jeremy Corbyn;
it’s all down to him;
Out there on his
allotment, he’s growing something grim.
Don’t listen to the experts;
they haven’t got a clue;
Corbyn’s homemade jams
will be the death of me and you!
There’s no limitation,
the list goes on and on,
His ruthlessness is boundless,
he’s an evil mafia don,
He’s the end of freedom;
he’s every child’s nightmare,
He’s the wickedest of the
wicked; he’s a man who doesn’t care.
That nasty Jeremy Corbyn;
he’ll bring you to your knees,
With his call for lesser
working hours, free prescription fees,
Well-funded public
services, equality of pay;
There’ll be untold misery,
if Corbyn gets his way!
