Friday, 31 August 2018

Dead man walking


Dead man walking (Polperro, Cornwall 1995)
A man in a hurry, pushed a pushchair,
Up a steep hill, to a caravan site;
And it felt like he was getting nowhere;
Huffing and puffing and sweating in spite
Of the Cornish sea breeze blowing that night:
Slow down you’ll give yourself a heart attack,
Said his worried wife, as he hurried back.
He turned a corner, and there on the path,
Lay a middle-aged man, with lifeless eyes,
As motionless, as in a photograph,
Gaping at nothing, in frozen surprise;
Oblivious to the despairing cries,
Of his partner, who mere seconds before,
Was with him, and now, was with him no more.
More people gathered, someone made a call;
Two paramedics, appeared on the scene;
Applied, CPR, which helped not at all,
Nor did the defibrillation machine;
Truth be told; it was obvious he’d been
Gone too long; still, it was right they should make
An effort, at least, for his partner’s sake.
A policeman discreetly brushed his palm,
From the wide-open eyes, down to the chin;
Giving the corpse an appearance of calm;
They covered, carried, and lay it within
An ambulance; guided the next of kin
To a squad car, with a flashing blue light,
And bade the man in a hurry; goodnight.
And thirty years on, this saddest of tales;
Written by a man inclined to forget;
Is, retrospectively, missing details;
Such as the still-burning, half cigarette,
Dropped, evidently, by someone who met
Their maker, whilst walking up a steep hill,
Having just eaten, their very last meal.

Monday, 20 August 2018

The Charming man



The charming man

“Please would you mind stepping on to this chair?”
Said the charming man with the charming hair,
In a charming voice, calm, soft and polite,                                          
With a charming smile; charming and bright.
The commoner stepped up onto the chair,
Stood underneath a noose hanging there,
The charming man said, “Put your head inside”,
And the commoner, charmed, gladly complied.
The charming man smiled, charmingly sighed,
Kicked at the chair and the commoner died.

“Please would you mind coming over here?”
Said the charming man; charming and clear,
With a charming manner; charming and fair,
With a charming face and a charming stare.
The commoner came to the edge of the tower,
Stood to attention, gave a quick bow
And the charming man said, “Listen carefully,
Get ready to jump on the count of three”.
The charming man counted and charmed as could be,
The commoner jumped to his death, eagerly.

“Please would you mind picking up this gun?”
Said the charming man, the charming one,
In the charming suit, charming bowtie
And charming top hat; what a charming guy!
The commoner picked up the weapon and said,
“Would you like me to point this gun at my head?”
And the charming man said, “My, how did you guess?
How clever you are, of course I do yes.
Now put your finger on the trigger and press”.
So he did, (and the servants cleaned up the mess).

“Please would you mind following me?”
Said the charming man ever so charmingly.
With the charming demeanour and charming bent
Of a perfectly charming upper class gent.
The commoners heard him and loved his style,
So they happily followed and after a while,
They came to a field of mud, barbed wire,
Dead soldiers, trenches, gas and gunfire.
The charming man left them in that quagmire,
To fight for his cause, and fulfil his desire.


Tuesday, 7 August 2018

Laika



Laika

Canine crew
Sputnik 2
November ‘57
Moscow stray
Fired away
Died and went to Heaven

Two
Five
Seven
Zero times
Her coffin circled Earth
The bastards
Evidently felt
A dog’s life
Has no worth